Wednesday, December 7, 2011

What If #5: John Morrison Hadn't Given The "Cold Shoulder" at WM27

Hello, readers. This is the second installment of my brand new series ‘WHAT IF’, which addresses a situation and predicts the following events if the result of the situation was totally reversed. Hope you enjoy.
Note: The first, second, third and fourth editions are embedded.
Pro Wrestling is a world full of twists and turns. On one hand, you can have the brightest spotlights shining at you, and another moment, you may be suffering from obscurity.
This has happened with most people; some cope up with it and fight back, while others can’t do anything about it.
Such is the curious case of John Morrison.
He started 2011 with a bang, kicking off with an explosive WWE title match, and even though failing, put up a great match, which could be called as the Match of the Year.
He steadily made his way to Royal Rumble, where he proved his critics wrong by performing one of the most spectacular spots in history. Even though he did not win he Royal Rumble, he made the lasting impact, and he would always be remembered for it.
He continued to show his ability at the next pay per view, the Elimination Chamber. Six men were locked inside, only one could leave as champion. John didn’t succeed (see the pattern; close but no cigar) but again, he climbed till the top and jumped, eliminating Sheamus, which was another beautiful spot.
He kept shining, even though he did not be on the winning end. The showcase of the immortals was near, and JoMo was put in a inter-gender 6 man tag team with Snooki and Trish Stratus to face LayCool and Ziggler.
This really started the downfall of JoMo. Reports were heading in stating that Morrison and Melina were against Trish competing, and wanted Melina to take her place. This, naturally angered the officials, but they decided to continue with Trish.
But after the match, Morrison did something that he might regret. Trish went to celebrate with him and Snooki, but instead, Morrison went ahead and celebrated with Snooki, leaving Trish out to dry. She did find it disrespectful and she complained.
And that’s why John Morrison was treated badly ever since, and has now left, due to his contact being expired.
Let’s pump the brakes here; I pose the million dollar question before you,
“What If John Morrison Hadn’t Done what he did? What if he played cool with both of them?”
I would say that John Morrison would now be the top-tier superstars, if he had not done that. I could see this happening:
John Morrison could continue his feud with R-Truth, and then move on to a feud with Ziggler for the US title, which he would finally win. Then, he would turn heel and start a feud (or continue, their feud was budding at Z!TLIS) with Zack Ryder, which would finally pay off at Survivor Series with Zack winning the gold and thus sending Morrison to the main event.
Then, a fatal-4-way would be scheduled for TLC, featuring CM Punk, The Miz, DZ, and JoMo. After a grueling battle, The Miz would win the title by pulling down John Morrison, who would have turned face by then.
CM Punk would feud with Ziggler, and The Miz and John Morrison could start their feud. At RR, John Morrison would face a random heel, and would defeat him, thus proving himself to be a threat. Miz would face Mysterio, which he would defeat with the help of Micheal Cole. Note, Cena stays out of the title picture, all the time.
At Elimination Chamber, John Morrison vs John Cena vs Rey Mysterio vs Miz vs Dolph Ziggler vs CM Punk would take place for the WWE title. Miz will win it barely by screwing JoMo, again.
And finally, at WM, he will face the Miz in a proper, one on one match, and would defeat him to attain glory and win his first world championship.

This is my two cents. What do you think would’ve happened?
-SiD

Friday, November 11, 2011

What If #4: Christian Had Never Left For TNA


Hello, readers. This is the fourth installment of my brand new series ‘WHAT IF’, which addresses a situation and predicts the following events if the result of the situation was totally reversed. Hope you enjoy.
NOTE: The first, second and third editions are linked.

William Jason Reso, better known as Christian, is an amazing technician and a great wrestler. He can succeed no matter where he goes. He has built a legacy for himself no matter what comes in his way, he is destined to make his way out.
He has gone through his hardships though, and faced them like a man.His real life, and kayfabe best friend, Edge has helped him a lot over the years.
But, Edge was pushed to the moon like nothing else, while Christian was stuck in mid-card, fighting his battles against the likes of Tomko, Swagger etc, whom we could wrestle with his hand tied to the back and being blindfolded.
And so, in 2004, Christian became the bad guy. No more goodie-two-shoes, he turned heel.
Tyson Tomko started accompanying Christian to his matches, and was dubbed the ‘problem solver’, and would get Christian cheap victories.
More dilemma continued and Christian, was well, a MAJOR part of it. He was drafted to Smackdown, created the ‘Peep Show’.
But then, his contract expired. Dave Meltzer said that WWE offered him a contract, but he declined. He politely declined WWE and it’s lucrative offer. He wanted change.
He did complete his requirements form the current contract though, he appeared at Oct 31, 2005, the last day we expected to see him EVER in World Wrestling Entertainment.
Many fans missed him. They wanted to see him, wrestle.
But November 13 changed that, as he made a return.. to TNA. He was billed as ‘Christian Cage’, an old name which he already used. He made his intentions clear the first day, as he wanted the title from Jeff Jarrett, the champ at that time.
To sum this up, he got instant success.
He was in TNA, and main evented a lot, a thing he never used to be in WWE. Christian became the NWA world title at Against All Odds, 2006.
Christian had numerous title defenses, and he overcame all of them, except his longtime foe, Jeff Jarrett, in a Jeff Jarrett special, King Of The Mountain match.
Cage became friends with Sting, but turned on him and turned, again. He let Jarrett defeat him again because he smashed a guitar over Sting’s head.
He feuded with Rhino, and that intense battle was fun to watch, to say the least.
But then, Christian’s former team member, Tyson Tomko made a TNA debut and joined forces with Cage himself, to form the  Coalition.
Christian won the title again, and defended it successfully, before losing it again.
Then, he was ‘attacked’ by the Main Event Mafia, which was enacted due to him leaving the company. Questions arose on Christian’s next move. He wrestled for the independent circuit before ultimately joining the WWE.
His WWE stint was not-so-successful to say the least. He wrestled for the C brand, ECW before the show ended altogether and was then drafted to Smackdown, where he was successful in winning the world title twice, but both reigns were less than a month.
And now, he’s injured.
Certainly, his second coming with the WWE didn’t work, and so, I pose this question before you:
What if Christian NEVER joined TNA? What if Christian stayed in WWE the whole time?
My theory to this problem would be:
Christian would have been a successful main eventer right now. He would at least have been a four time champion, and would’ve had solid reigns, unlike the ones he’s had in the present.
He would be considered legible, he wouldn’t have his CLB gimmick, and overall, would have been a full time player in the WWE.
But all we can do is bitch and moan and bitch and bitch and bitch…
-SiD

Friday, November 4, 2011

What If #3: The Rock Hadn't Returned To Host WM27

Hello, readers. This is the third installment of my brand new series ‘WHAT IF’, which addresses a situation and predicts the following events if the result of the situation was totally reversed. Hope you enjoy.
NOTE: Here are the first and second installments.

Vince McMahon can do anything for money. And by anything, I mean anything. He has the desire to earn money, like no one else.
And to increase the buy rate of WWE’s showcase of the immortals, Wrestlemania, he got the idea of getting a ‘special’ guest host of that night.
Suggestions like David Arquette to Justin Bieber were discussed, and in the end Justin Watry was chosen to be the special guest host of Wrestlemania.
No, it’s certainly not Justin Watry, it was the Rock. Entertainment was back again. We craved for his return and we finally got it.
Let’s see what impact did he make when he arrived, or to say, returned.
February 14, 2011:

The WWE universe was eagerly anticipating the guest host. A car came in and a lady walked past, who we thought was Stephanie McMahon. But it did not turn out to be her.
The Rock was revealed as the Host of WrestleMania XXVII, appearing live on Raw for the first time in almost seven years. During a lengthy promo that ran 20 minutes over the usual Raw end time, The Rock addressed the fans, Michael Cole, The Miz, and John Cena, calling him a “big fat bowl of Fruity Pebbles”, as a response of a shoot interview Cena did on The Rock a couple of years ago.
He succeeded in one thing, that is electrifying. The fans were entertained. Cena was looked upon as the bad guy.
March 28, 2011:

Cena gave us a rap after that promo, which was good, I had to admit. We then got numerous Rock appearances form the Rock via satellite, and that’s what Cena used to try to get the support back.
But as they say, the charm of the Rock is overwhelming. He had to make a live appearance before WM, and he did that the week before, at Raw.
At the beginning of The Rock’s live promo, he again made fun of Cena’s accessories, calling him a “homeless power ranger” and “Vanilla Ice”. After an exchange of words with Cena, The Miz and Alex Riley appeared and attacked The Rock. The Rock fended off Miz and Riley, but Cena then blindsided The Rock with the Attitude Adjustment on The Rock in retaliation to their feud.
April 3, 2011 (Wrestlemania):

He was involved in two main segments:

1. Opening Wrestlemania

The Rock comes out and takes his time getting to the ring. The place is seriously insanely packed. “Finally, The Rock has come back to Atlanta.” And WrestleMania. He says he has goosebumps. The Rock has the crowd say “Mania” after he says Wrestle. He takes his first shot at John Cena, saying he’s backstage picking out which rainbow colored fruity pebbles t-shirt to wear tonight. The crowd chants Fruity Pebbles. Rock smiles at that. He has the crowd say “Dabba” after he says Yabba. He does his usual catchphrases: the millions, eyebrow raising, etc. He does some custom Atlanta references to the crowd’s delight. Big “Rocky” chant breaks out as he’s finishing up. “If ya sm…..” he cuts himself off. “Oh, no-no-no. No!” He says it’s the most electrifying catch-phrase and it doesn’t belong to The Rock, it belongs to the people. He says they’re gonna do something special. He tells everyone to stand up. He has them all take The Rock’s position leaning back with the mic. EVERYONE is doing it too! They all say “If ya smell, what The Rock is cooking.” Cue Rock’s music.
2.Interference In Miz-Cena Match

The Miz-Cena match ends in a double count-out first. Then, The Rock comes out and says there’s no way WrestleMania ends like that. He demands the match be restarted. Now it’s no count out, no time limit, no DQ, no doubt about it, no crying to your mama. He does a few more catchphrases and the match resumes. Cena goes to work on Miz. He throws him back in the ring. Out of nowhere, The Rock hits a Rock Bottom on Cena and walks off. Miz crawls over and pins Cena for the 1-2-3. Miz retains the WWE title thanks to The Rock.
Now the question I ask you is, What If The Rock hadn’t returned?

What could have been the pros/cons:

1. Guest Host trouble

They would have to decide a proper guest host with no shenanigans, and who could electrify the crowd. I don’t think so that WWE could’ve found another man lke the Rock, so I would say, good decision.
The hosts I’d have thought WWE would pick: Justin Bieber, Stone Cold or some celebrity.

2.What would have been the other person’s role?

This is the toughest of them all. What would have been the other persons role (if he wasn’t the Rock) in the event? Just cut a promo in the starting (or in case of JB, sing Baby and leave) and then leave? Fail, in my book.

To conclude, I personally think that WWE picked the right host in the Rock and if he wasn’t the one, WWE wouldn’t have amassed the buy-rates they have got for WM.

If ya smell….

Thursday, October 27, 2011

WWE/TNA: Latest News and Views

Hey, folks. Today, I’ll do something different. If this becomes a hit, I’ll do it every time, I’m going to list down, and elaborate, all the latest happenings on the world of pro wrestling, so sit back and enjoy!

WWE News: Development Wrestler released; Update on Andy Leavine
Accoring to SEScoops.com:
“The official website of Florida Championship Wrestling has removed developmental wrestler Rodney Thomas from their roster section, which would indicate that he has been released from his contract with WWE.

Thomas, previously known as “Shotgun” Brock Barker on the Canadian independent wrestling scene, is a graduate of Lance Storm’s professional wrestling academy in Calgary, Alberta. He signed a developmental contract with WWE earlier this year following a tryout.

Meanwhile, Tough Enough winner has been added to their roster under the name Kevin Hackman. Photos of Leavine holding the Tough Enough Championship are enclosed but no mention is made of the Florida native winning the reality television series.
Leavine has been training at their Tampa facility since June, during which he was reportedly suspended for a violation of WWE’s Talent Wellness Program. He has since returned to action.”

Haven’t heard of Rodney James, but I wish him the best in his future endeavors. But, this is a massive insult for Lance Storm and/or his wrestling academy. Look out for a rant shortly.
Andy shouldn’t have won it, in my opinion. Luke was great, had charisma, was good and deserved it. Andy just won because of the sympathy given to him. Kevin Hackman, sounds like the guy who’s hacking Kevin Nash’s accounts.

TNA News: Gail Kim knew that she’ll return to TNA
During an interview with Dva-Dirt.com, Gail commented on the following topics:
On her return to TNA: “During the time that Johnny [John Laurinaitis] said that he wanted to re-sign me, I already kinda knew that I didn’t want to re-sign and it was just a matter of timing because I was under contract. That was pretty much my plan the whole entire time; to go back to TNA.”

“Everybody was very positive and happy and said, ‘We’re so glad to have you back’. First off, I’m really happy that they were happy to see me back. The first thing I always said was, ‘You know, I already knew I’d be back’. I even said it in my last interview on the [Knockouts] DVD – hopefully, I’ll finish my career there. That’s always what I pictured, anyway. [...] I always hoped for the best there [in WWE], obviously, and it didn’t turn out the way I had pictured completely, but I’m back where I pictured I would be. I’m just happy with the way everything turned out.”

“I’m a true believer in everything happens for a reason. I was meant to leave there [TNA] at that time. [...] I think it was a refresher in some ways, too, for me to leave and try something else and then come back to where my home was.”

On the growth of the Knockouts division since her last run: “Well, there’s a lot more girls, it seems like. We had a lot of girls back then, but we have a lot of girls now. [...] I love it because the girls there are all from pretty much an independent background. You get to the point where you’re happy to be in a division where you know the girls can step it up, and that you can have a challenging match, and that you guys can rock the house, basically.”

On whether she made the right decision to quit WWE: “I’m very confident in my decision making. Everything happens for a reason. I made this decision for a reason. It’s supposed to happen.”

“I don’t regret anything. I always had to accept what they gave me. It wasn’t even about how they used me because I knew going in, I had to accept whatever they gave me & how they used me. It was more about the disrespect behind the scenes, and that’s what pushed me over the edge to say, ‘I just don’t wanna be here anymore. I’m miserable. I just have to leave for my own sanity’.”

On quitting instead of waiting for her contract to run its course: “I was pretty much at my wit’s end at that point. [...] For my own sanity, like I said, I had to leave. I knew seven weeks out from my contract end, ‘Okay well, you know what? I know that I can survive financially, and take a little break, and be with my fiancĂ©’. Him and I both discussed it because it’s a decision for both of us as well, for our lives. I just couldn’t take it anymore mentally or emotionally. Physically, no problem. But on the other end, you can’t go to work and feel like you’re just dreading it. I just didn’t wanna go to work anymore. I’ll miss my friends and the people there, but that’s about it. You can’t contribute to a company when you don’t feel passion anymore. It’s a waste of time.”

Gail talks about much more in the interview including working with Karen Jarrett and Madison Rayne in TNA, which WWE Divas she’d like to see in TNA, WWE controlling its Superstars & Divas and the projects they can do, her first match back on Impact with Tara this Thursday and much, much more.

Hmm.. I can’t say anything but she made the right decision. WWE would have mistreated her and she wouldn’t have got the spotlight. Saying that, she thinks about herself as the top talent, I feel. You’re not, Kim. You’re good, I admit, but not the best.

WWE News: Booker T In ring return; Henry-Show update
WWE announcer is expected to return to the ring very soon. The latest word is that will soon begin a feud with Intercontinental champion Cody Rhodes that will lead to a match between the two men.

Aside from Booker’s desire to wrestle again, WWE sees Booker’s return to the ring as a chance to promote their upcoming King of the Ring DVD set, which Booker is hosting.

- In an update from last night, the CM Punk vs. Alberto Del Rio WWE Title Match at Survivor Series is not official yet. The storyline is that John Laurinaitis will either make the match official or scrap it before next week’s RAW.

- WWE has been teasing the follow-up to and collapsing the ring at Vengeance for this week’s SmackDown, where the entire RAW roster is booked. WWE’s website noted that Henry and Show suffered muscle and ligament strains when the ring broke on Sunday. A WWE doctor was quoted in the article, saying they should be back soon.
Yes, Cody Rhodes is a main event star, and a feud with T would really push him to that level. I’m all in favor of it.

CM Punk vs Del Rio will be official, I’m telling you.
I hope those injuries are kayfabe, and that’s why I feel SD should be live, now, by reading the spoilers, it’ll spoil the whole effect. Next.

WWE News: Nash/Barrett tweet, WWE TT’s and more
appeared on Monday’s RAW and brutally attacked Triple H with a sledge hammer on two separate occasions. Nash, who looked to be in the best shape we’ve seen him in in years, tweeted the following after RAW:

“in these hard times, a man must do for his family what needs to be done.Only the strong survive. have worked harder in the last year than in my life.Feel better than I did at 30.Haters hate,but my body is ready,mind right.smells like$$$”

- tweeted the following regarding whether he’ll be at next weeks RAW from Atlanta:
“If anyone w/ a brain thinks that next week in ATL @ RAW that between Cole & GM I have a chance in hell to come out ok you’re pet coon goofy.”

- tweeted the following after defeating John Morrison on RAW. Barrett sees his win as the start of a new chapter in his young but storied WWE career:
“Barrett claims another victim. It is now beyond a great uprising. This is a fully-fledged resurrection. #TheSecondComing”

- WWE terms trending worldwide on Twitter last night during RAW included The Rock, John Cena, Awesome Truth, The Miz, R-Truth, Michael Cole, Zack Ryder, The Great White, Christian, Cody Rhodes, Randy Orton, David Otunga, Dolph Ziggler, Mason Ryan, Celtic Cross, Ricardo Rodriguez, Irish Hand Grenade, Alicia Fox, John Morrison, Wade Barrett and Kevin Nash.

Nash tweet was kayfabe and was only done to promote the ongoing feud. So, no comments.
Okay, JR’s becoming angry now. And I feel that Barrett is getting a push, good for him. Now for JoMo, DB and the others.. That’s a whole lot of trends, I applaud WWE for that. Boy, WWE loves Twitter. I don’t think TNA’s able to manage that.

That’s the end of this article, hope you enjoyed it, and I hope this becomes a regular series.

-SiD

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Friday, October 21, 2011

What If #2: Mark Henry Hadn't Won The World Heavyweight Title

Hello, readers. This is the second installment of my brand new series ‘WHAT IF’, which addresses a situation and predicts the following events if the result of the situation was totally reversed. Hope you enjoy.
Note: The first edition of the series is here.


Mark Henry, billed as the World’s Strongest Man, was a compete joke till April 25, 2010 when he was drafted to Smackdown after turning heel.
Henry, after turning heel, would decimate opponents, kick their asses ad break their necks and could cause all the destruction in the world which one could only imagine.
He started a feud with the Big Show, and then put him through an announce table, and when we thought he was done, he attacked Show by putting him through a steel cage causing mayhem to take place and that led to the injury of the Big Show when he faced Mark Henry at the most controversial PPV this year, Money In The Bank.
He (kayfabe) injured Show in convincing fashion, after beating him with two splashes, set up a chair on his leg and jumped onto the chair from the turnbuckle causing his leg to break and he was taken off by a stretcher.
The same happened to Kane and Vladimir Koslov and Mark Henry turned from a comedy-backstage-hangout guy to a monster who’d cause destruction where ever he went.
Everyone was afraid of him. He was considered immortal (no pun intended).
Then, the next man to target was Randy Orton, the world heavyweight champion at that time.
Mark Henry had to go through 19 other men, which he easily did in a Battle Royal, to become the No.1 contender for the World Heavyweight Title.
He was so close, yet so far.
The night came. Night Of Champions arrived. Everyone, except me, chose Randy to walk away with the title. They all put their money on Orton. But as always, they were wrong. Henry won the match to become the new World Heavyweight Champion.
***
The world’s strongest man Mark Henry threw World Champion on one corner, received punches from Orton and then Orton kicked on knee continuously, a kick to face, Orton Stomp to punish him, then pushed #1 contender to outside of the ring. Mark Henry removed cover on Spanish announce table with frustration, then entered into ring, lifted him over his head but his opponent escaped from him. However, he later refused to take RKO by pushing him towards one corner, big boot to Orton’s face, kicked on his chest, powerfully pushed him towards opposite corners, delivered a clothesline to cornered opponent but WWE World Heavyweight Champion escaped from powerslam and applied sleeper hold.
However, the world’s strongest man damaged his back by hitting to one corner but received several forearm smashes on chest by sitting on top rope at one corner. #1 contender seriously considered, delivered a powerful punch to Champion and viper was fallen down on floor from top rope. He went to outside of the ring where he damaged back of world’s champion by hitting to one side of the ring, headbutt in ring, damaged backbone area by pulling orton’s body with the help of the steel ring pole from outside of the ring, stood on his backbone area to put his entire weight, slammed him, running splash, headbutt after received some punches at one corner, delivered a powerful punch, shoulder blocks and then a powerful forearm smash on back.
The world’s most dangerous man dropped his elbow on chest, turned his hand, kicked at chest, clothesline but Orton fight back, by kicking at knee, punches to face, kicked at chest, powerful punch, European uppercut several times but received a powerful headbutt but escaped from running splash. Randy Orton delivered several punches to #1 contender, clotheslines, drop kick to make him to fall from his feet but The King of the Jungle surprised him a headbutt, clothesline, destroyed Orton with a world’s strongest slam but Orton did not want to lose this match. However, Mark dragged him to one corner, delivered a corner splash but Orton puts his both legs against to his fall.
Orton attacked knee of #1 contender, DDT, decided to finish this match with RKO, then deliver rope hung DDT but Henry holds bottom rope to save this match. The world’s strongest slam pushed Orton on second rope, kicked on knee, kick at midsection, did not cooperate to RKO, then pushed him into air, destroyed him with another world’s strongest slam and pinned Randy Orton in middle of the ring to become new WWE World Strongest World Heavyweight Champion and shocked entire wrestling world.
***
Now, the question I ask you all is: What If?
What if Randy Orton had retained his World Heavyweight Championship?
My answer to that question is,
It could lead to many things.
-Mark Henry could win the title at the next PPV, thus making him look weak and taking all his momentum away, and all this buildup would pay off, but not in the way WWE would have liked it to go.
-Mark could feud with someone else, for example, Sheamus and this could elevate Sheamus to the next level. He could also feud with other mid-card wrestlers and put them over.
-He could return to his jobber status and put other people over, thus literally being the World’s Strongest Failure.
-He could join the Otunga’s Stable and complain, and file lawsuits etc.
He could’ve formed a tag team with the likes of any heel with agility like Rhodes, McIntyre etc.
-He could fight matches on WWE Superstars.
Thus, I feel that he couldn’t have benefited in any way if he would’ve lost and WWE made the right decision by giving him the victory.
After all, IF is a very big word.
-SiD

Monday, October 17, 2011

TNA Bound For Glory Review and Thoughts

Hello, folks to the official review of Bound For Glory. TNA’s ‘WrestleMania’, as it is dubbed, it kinda has a buzz surrounding it and I was looking forward to it. But, TNA always diminishes my hopes no matter how much interest I take in it.
For my predictions, click here. NOTE: My thoughts are in italics.
Without further ado, let’s start.

For starters, we get the tag team title match.
Match: Mexican America(C) vs Ink Inc for the tag titles

We go to the ring and out first comes the team of Shannon Moore and Jesse Neal – Ink Inc. They’ve got their new sidekick with them, I think her name is Toxine? Out next come the TNA Tag Team Champions Anarquia and Hernandez, with Rosita and Sarita. Shannon and Anarquia start things off with some back and forth action. Hernandez and the ladies end up interfering and Anarquia takes control. Hernandez comes in and they double team Moore.
Hernandez keeps in control of Moore and tags in Anarquia for more double teaming. Moore tries to make a comeback but Anarquia dumps him over the top rope. Hernandez chokes Moore on the floor and holds him while Sarita and Rosita work him over. 2 count for Anarquia. Anarquia keeps Moore grounded on the mat as Neal rallies the crowd. Anarquia stops another comeback from Moore. Moore with an elbow and a moonsault from the top. Neal and Hernandez come in at the same time and go at it. Neal clotheslines Hernandez and backdrops Anarquia. Neal with a sledgehammer shot to Hernandez and a front slam to Anarquia. Neal spears Hernandez but he kicks out at 2.
Moore clotheslines Anarquia to the floor. Moore backdrops Neal over the top but Anarquia moves and Neal hits the floor. Moore with a baseball slide dropkick and a moonsault from the apron onto Anarquia and the floor. Hernandez runs the ropes now and leaps over the top, barely landing on Moore and Anarquia on the floor. Sarita and Rosita run the ropes now but Toxine comes in and spears Rosita. She goes at it wth Sarita and sends her out to the floor. Anarquia comes in but Toxine scratches him and pulls his pants down. Moore and Neal double dropkick Anarquia, sending him out to the floor. Hernandez rams Neal into Moore, sending Moore out to the floor. Hernandez gets the pin on Neal for the win.
Winners: Mexican America
Okay match to begin the show, I would’ve preferred Brian- AA though.
Tenay hypes us the history o the city et al and also promotes the main events which are Angle/Roode and Sting/Hogan. In my opinion, Mke Tenay is not suited for TNA. He’s a play-by-play announcer and sports entertainment (yep, I consider TNA also in sports entertainment) and he should work in ROH or UFC. Just my opinion, though.
Next match is the X-Division title match..
Match: Austin Aries(C) vs Brian Kendrickfor the X-Division championship

The Champion, Austin Aries, is the next man to make his way out to the ring, wearing a pretty awesome cape. Aries gets a really nice pop from this Philly crowd, probably due to his long tenure in Philly-based Ring of Honor.
The bell rings, and we’re ready to kick things off. Both men circle each other for just a bit before locking up. Aries goes right for Kendrick’s arm, but Kendrick is able to turn things right around. Aries changes things up again, and both men end up on either side of the ring staring the other down. Aries locks in a side head lock, but Kendrick takes him right to the ropes and launches him off, only to go down to a shoulder block. Aries runs across the ring but he’s surprised with a hip toss from Kendrick. Kendrick takes Aries over four times with a side head lock, but Aries keeps countering, only to have Kendrick counter right back. Kendrick hits a drop kick and Aries bails to the floor to jaw with the fans a bit. When Aries gets to the apron he’s surprised with a kick from Kendrick that sends him to the outside. Kendrick launches himself over the ropes on top of Aries before sending Aries into the ring and following with a cross body from the top for a near fall. Kendrick monkey-flips Aries out of the corner, then hits another. Kendrick down for a third but Aries hold on to the ropes and follows up with a sick clothesline.
Aries picks Kendrick up and slams him to the mat hard before going to the apron and sling-shotting himself in on top of Kendrick, and following up with a huge elbow drop. Kendrick tries to fight back but he’s dropped by a back elbow from Aries that’s good for another near fall. Aries rakes Kendrick’s face with his boots, then does it a second time.
Aries sits Kendrick up and drops a big knee right into Kendrick’s back before locking in a rear chin lock. Kendrick is able to fight up to his feet and out of the hold, but Kendrick takes him right back down with a big judo-style leg sweep. Aries plays to the crowd before trying for his pendulum elbow, but Kendrick catches him with a boot to the face instead. Kendrick hits a couple of flying forearms, and a couple of enzugiris, but when he goes for a third Aries avoids it. Kendrick is able to connect with a double sledge to the back of Aries’ head for a two count. Kendrick goes to the top turnbuckle and leaps over Aries. Aries puts Kendrick down to the mat and hits the pendulum elbow for another two count.
Aries goes for his corner dropkick, but Kendrick gets his feet up, then follows up with a giant tornado DDT for a two count. Kendrick goes for sliced bread, but Aries fights it off and sends Kendrick to the outside. Aries launches himself to the outside with the heat seeking missile. He sends Kendrick back into the ring and catches him in the corner with a couple of elbows. Aries backs away to the other corner and hits his signature corner dropkick. Aries goes for the brainbuster, but Kendrick is able to fight it off and gets a near fall. Kendrick kicks Aries hard and goes for the sliced bread, but Aries seats him on the turnbuckle instead. Aries goes for something, but he takes too much time and Kendrick connects with sliced bread, but Aries is able to grab the ropes to break the pin.
Kendrick tries for sliced bread on the apron, but Aries tosses him off to the floor instead. While Kendrick struggles back into the ring Aries catches him with a kick to the head. Aries hits the corner dropkick, then the brainbuster, and pins Kendrick for the three count.
Winner: Austin Aries
AA doesn’t disappoint. He gives us a great performance like he always does. I’m a believer in him and mark my words, he is the future of TNA.
Tracy Brooks is shown backstage hanging out with Karen Jarrett’s kids. Karen is angry that Brooks is playing with her kids, then tells her to put her breasts away. Jarrett pulls out a referee’s outfit, and it looks like she will be reffing the Knockout’s match tonight. Brooks isn’t pleased, and asks why they can’t have a normal match. Brooks and Jarrett argue, but they end with the understanding that Brooks won’t be leaving the locker room unless something happens to Karen.
We get a video package detailing the history between these two men, as well as more recent events that have led up to this match.
Match: RVD vs Jerry Lynn in a Full Metal Mayhem match


Jerry Lynn is the first man to make his way out to the ring, and he gets a decent reaction, but I’m honestly surprised. This man is a Philly legend and deserves a much bigger pop. Van Dam is the next man out to the ring, and he gets a better reaction, but not by much..
The bell rings and we get a bit of an ‘ECW’ chant from the crowd. Lynn goes behind RVD with a waistlock, and it’s quickly turned around. Lynn turns it around yet again and RVD hits a couple of back elbows. Lynn tries for a roll up but RVD goes for Lynn’s arm instead. Both men struggle, but back off and stare each other down. RVD works over Lynn with a couple of quick clotheslines and a big spinning kick in the corner. Van Dam poses for the crowd and goes for rolling thunder, but Lynn meets him with a dropkick instead. RVD sends Lynn into the corner but eats a kick. Lynn tries for a tornado DDT but RVD blocks it. Lynn tries for a reverse DDT but RVD blocks that as well. Lynn and RVD trade forearms. We get a bit of back and forth between both men that ends in a very sloppy cross body from Lynn. RVD hits a leg drop while Lynn is draped over the apron and both men tumble to the outside.
RVD tries to whip Lynn into the guard rail but it’s reversed. RVD catches Lynn with a boot to the face, but when he goes for a moonsault from the guard rail, Lynn moves and RVD crashes to the floor. Lynn goes under the ring and grabs a ladder, sending it into the ring. RVD attacks Lynn from behind and sends him back into the ring. RVD goes under the ring and grabs a chair, but Lynn dropkicks the ladder, sending it right into RVD’s face. Lynn goes to the outside and sends RVD into the ring, following with the chair in hand. Lynn drops the chair on the mat. Lynn tries to send RVD into the corner but RVD reverses. RVD hits a moonsault press that connects and send both men down on top of the chair.
RVD chokes Lynn with his boot in the corner before he grabs the chair again. RVD holds the chair and runs to the corner, putting it in front of his feet and hitting a corner dropkick to a seated Lynn. RVD sets up the ladder in the corner and whips Lynn into it hard. The ladder falls on top of Lynn, so RVD follows up with a rolling thunder to the ladder that’s still on top of Lynn. RVD goes for the cover but he can still only get two.
RVD chokes Lynn with his boot in the corner before he grabs the chair again. RVD holds the chair and runs to the corner, putting it in front of his feet and hitting a corner dropkick to a seated Lynn. RVD sets up the ladder in the corner and whips Lynn into it hard. The ladder falls on top of Lynn, so RVD follows up with a rolling thunder to the ladder that’s still on top of Lynn. RVD goes for the cover but he can still only get two.
RVD does a weird backflip for no reason, only to grab a chair, and he’s taken out by Lynn as soon as he grabs the chair. Lynn sets up the ladder, propping it against the middle rope. Lynn pushes RVD down on the ladder hard, then goes for a senton, but RVD moves out of the way and Lynn connects with the ladder. Lynn is able to come back with a bridging German suplex for another two count. Lynn tries to suplex Van Dam on the chair, but it’s reversed and RVD suplexes Lynn onto the ladder before springboarding off middle rope and launching himself into Lynn, who’s still on the ladder.
RVD sends Lynn into the corner, but when RVD comes in after him, he leaps from the middle rope with a big clothesline. Lynn goes back to the outside and grabs another chair, propping it up on the guard rail. Lynn goes back to RVD, but he’s clotheslined back into the ring. RVD teases a suplex out of the ring on to the ladder, but Lynn reverses into a sunset bomb, planting RVD on the ladder. Lynn sends RVD back into the ring and goes for the pin but he’s still only able to get two.
Lynn tries to waffle RVD with the chair, but RVD ducks and kicks the chair hard into Lynn’s face, getting another two count for his troubles. RVD picks up the ladder and wedges it in between the middle and bottom rope in the corner with Lynn behind it. RVD grabs the chair and goes up to the top rope. RVD launches himself off the turnbuckle with a coast to coast dropkick, putting his feet into a chair, into a ladder, into Lynn’s face! RVD pins Lynn while he’s still under the ladder, and gets the three count.
Winner: Rob Van Dam
Lynn gust got owned. Good match, that’s all I can say about it. Next.
And Lynn turns face. Oh yeah, last year, we had so many turning heel, this year, they all will turn face.
We get a quick video of Dixie Carter arriving to the building earlier in the day.
This leads right into a video package detailing the reasons why the triple threat match between Samoa Joe, Crimson and Matt Morgan is necessary.
Match: Joe vs Crimson vs Morgan

Samoa Joe is the first man to make his way out to the ring, and he gets a pretty good reaction from the crowd.
Matt Morgan is the second man out to the ring, and he gets a decent reaction from the crowd. I don’t know if the music is too loud, or if the crowd is dead, but aside from Austin Aries a lot of these entrances have had weak pops. Crimson is the last man to make it out to the ring, and he gets an OK pop, but still not great.
The bell rings and Joe incites the other two men to fight. This leads directly into Crimson and Morgan attacking Joe. Morgan hits the rapid fire elbows in the corner, and Crimson follows it up with a few punches to Joe’s face. Miscommunication between Crimson and Morgan allows Joe to turn things around and lay into Crimson with a series of right hands. Joe tries to get Morgan to attack Crimson, but he turns right around into a right hand from Morgan. Morgan and Crimson continue to work over Joe, hitting a double hip toss. Joe is able to low bridge Crimson to send him to the outside before focusing on Morgan with a big chop block to the back of the knee.
Joe kicks away at Morgan, but Morgan comes right back with a big side slam. Crimson is back in to try and steal the pin, but Joe kicks out at two. Joe sends Morgan to the outside while he and Crimson argue, then Joe tosses Crimson to the outside on top of Morgan. Joe follows out with an elbow suicide to Crimson.
Joe kicks away at Morgan, but Morgan comes right back with a big side slam. Crimson is back in to try and steal the pin, but Joe kicks out at two. Joe sends Morgan to the outside while he and Crimson argue, then Joe tosses Crimson to the outside on top of Morgan. Joe follows out with an elbow suicide to Crimson.
Joe and Crimson fight on the outside while Morgan goes up to the top turnbuckle. Morgan launches himself to the outside but Joe sidesteps him and Morgan connects with Crimson. Joe picks up Crimson and sends him back into the ring, trying for a pin and getting a two count. Joe kicks Crimson in the face before hitting him with chops and punches to the face. Crimson blocks a punch and fights back, taking Joe out with knees to the face and a big cravat. Crimson hits a big suplex and Morgan slides in to try and steal the pin.
Morgan and Crimson argue for a bit before they’re both eye-raked by Joe. Crimson and Morgan hit a double clothesline and both men go for the pin before pulling each other off. The alliance breaks down as Crimson and Morgan begin trading rights in the middle of the ring. Morgan takes Crimson down with a shoulderblock, but he’s pulled to the outside by Joe who slams him head first into the guard rail. Joe comes back in to the ring and takes it right to Crimson with rights and lefts, a splash in the corner, and a big kick to the back of Crimson’s head. Joe seats Crimson on the top rope and tries for the muscle buster, but Morgan is in with a boot to Joe’s gut. Morgan hits a running knee to Joe’s face, and Crimson hits a spear. Crimson pins Joe, and he gets the three count.
Winner: Crimson
Bad booking by TNA. Joe needed a win. And it’s never good to see your heel being cheered and the face being booed.
Joe kicks away at Morgan, but Morgan comes right back with a big side slam. Crimson is back in to try and steal the pin, but Joe kicks out at two. Joe sends Morgan to the outside while he and Crimson argue, then Joe tosses Crimson to the outside on top of Morgan. Joe follows out with an elbow suicide to Crimson.
Joe and Crimson fight on the outside while Morgan goes up to the top turnbuckle. Morgan launches himself to the outside but Joe sidesteps him and Morgan connects with Crimson. Joe picks up Crimson and sends him back into the ring, trying for a pin and getting a two count. Joe kicks Crimson in the face before hitting him with chops and punches to the face. Crimson blocks a punch and fights back, taking Joe out with knees to the face and a big cravat. Crimson hits a big suplex and Morgan slides in to try and steal the pin.
JB is backstage with Bully Ray. Ray says he doesn’t need any introduction because we all know who he is. He introduces himself anyway, letting us know he is indeed, Bully Ray. He says Anderson thinks he has Ray right where he wants him, but he’s kidding himself. Ray has been exploiting the city of Philadelphia for years, milking the fans for every penny they’re worth. He says he’s been abusing and taking advantage of these fans for years. He says screw Anderson, and screw Philly, he’s Bully Ray and he’s from New York City.
Good solid promo by Ray. I’m liking his work nowadays.
Match: Mr. Anderson vs. Bully Ray

The cameras follow Ray from the interview area all the way out to the ramp, and to the ring. Ray gets a healthy amount of heat on his way to the ring, due mostly to his pre-match promo, no doubt.
Mr. Anderson is out next, and he gets a big pop from the Philly crowd. Anderson doesn’t call for the mic, but instead runs right down to the ring and begins trading blows with Bully Ray. Ray gets the advantage, slamming Anderson’s head into the turnbuckle, but he’s taken out by a couple of big clotheslines, then a spinning neckbreaker from Anderson. Ray goes up the ropes, but Anderson catches him with a low blow. Anderson shoulders Ray, but Ray drops down and gets his foot right in Anderson’s face to take him down to the mat.
Ray picks Anderson up and shoves him into the corner hard. Ray rips off Anderson’s t-shirt and hits him with a huge chop before raking him eyes from behind. Ray hits Anderson with another huge chop that echoes throughout the building. Ray hits yet another chop, but Anderson ducks a clothesline and is able to come up with a big kick to Ray’s head for a near fall.
Anderson goes to the outside and grabs a sign from a fan that says ‘Welcome to Philly A**hole’. Anderson hits Ray with the sign, then opens the sign up to reveal a Dead End sign, before hitting Ray with it again. Ray goes to the outside, and Anderson is quick to follow, laying in with big right hands. Anderson grabs a beer from a fan in the front row and smashes it into Ray’s head. Anderson continues punching away at Ray before slamming his head into the barricade. Anderson then slams Ray’s head into a chair sitting at ringside, but when he goes to throw Anderson in the ring steps, Ray reverses and slams Anderson into the steps, which is good for a two count.
Ray goes under the ring and grabs a table that he sets up at ringside. Anderson is able to bring the attack back to Bully Ray, punching him all the way up the entrance ramp. Anderson tries for a suplex at the top of the entrance ramp, but it’s reversed by Ray, who tries for an immediate cover for a two count. Ray stands up and calls down Anderson’s mic at the top of the ramp. He says ladies and gentlemen, from Hell’s Kitchen, New York City, but he’s stopped short by Anderson. Anderson says this isn’t NYC, but welcome to Philly B****. Anderson cracks Ray over the head with the mic which is good or another two count. Ray and Anderson fight to the back, to the boos of the crowd. Ray takes Anderson and smashes him headfirst into some equipment cases. Ray tries to hit Anderson with a big pipe but Anderson moves out of the way. Ray connects with a pile driver on the cement floor for a two count.
Ray is furious and he grabs a chair to use to choke Anderson. Ray takes Anderson back out to the arena and the two trade blows, with Anderson clotheslining Ray to the floor. Anderson picks up Ray’s legs and plants his foot right in Ray’s groin. Both men move back toward the ring, and eventually make it back through the barricade. Ray rolls into the ring and Anderson catches him with a right to the face. Anderson grabs part of the barricade and brings it into the ring, but when he turns around he walks right into a big clothesline from Ray.
Ray goes to the outside and grabs another table, which he brings into the ring to set up. Ray sets up the table near the corner. Ray waits for Anderson to get up, and he charges, but Anderson back body drops Ray into the barricade, bending it in the process. Anderson goes to the top rope and comes off with a swanton, but Ray moves and Anderson lands on the barricade. Anderson gets to his feet and he’s bubba-bombed through the table in the ring. Ray goes for the pin but Anderson is able to kick out at two.
Ray brings the barricade into the center of the ring and drops Anderson on top of it. Ray goes to the top and goes for a back splash, but Anderson rolls out of the way, and Ray crashes into the barricade. Anderson connects with the mic check, sending Ray face first into the barricade, but it’s still not enough to keep Ray down for a three count.
Ray goes for the outside to recover, but Anderson is quick to follow. Anderson goes under the ring and grabs a trash can, which he uses to hit Ray in the face. Both men are bleeding just a bit. Ray ends up laying on the table on the outside and Anderson goes up the steps to the apron. Anderson then goes up to the top turnbuckle and launches himself off but he overshoots Ray and barely hits him, which the crowd lets him hear it for. Anderson picks up Ray and mic checks him through the table, pinning him out on the floor and getting the three count.
Winner: Mr. Anderson
Good match. Maybe the match of the night if Roode-Angle doesn’t disappoint.
Eric Bischoff is standing backstage with referee Jackson James, asking him if he’s ready for tonight. He says that he’s been able to be in the right place and make the right calls without anyone noticing. He says tonight two things need to happen. Number one, Hulk has to win, and number two, they want to take Sting out permanently. Bischoff asks if he’s ready, and he says he is. They hug, and Bischoff says let’s get it done.
Match: Velvet Sky vs Winter vs Mickie James vs Angelina Love

We get the tale of the tape for this four way KO Championship match, but not much buildup, and no video package. Velvet Sky is the first woman to make her way out to the ring, and she gets a decent pop from the crowd.
Sky’s former partner, Madison Rayne, is the next woman to make her way out to the ring, waving to the crowd the whole way.
Mickie James is the last of the challengers to make her way out to the ring, and she gets a really nice pop from the crowd.
The Champion, Winter, is the final woman to make her way to the ring, with Angelina Love accompanying her.
The special guest referee, Karen Jarrett, is actually the last woman to enter the ring, and she’s smiling all the way down, despite being booed quite heavily by the crowd.
The bell rings and it looks like Winter and Mickie will be kicking things off. We get a lock up and Mickie takes her right over with a roll up, but Karen doesn’t even try to count. Winter is able to lock in an arm bar, and Karen begins counting for some reason. Mickie fights up to her feet, but she’s yanked back down to the mat by her hair. Winter slams Mickie’s head into the turnbuckle before sending her hard into the corner. Winter charges but she’s caught by an elbow. Mickie is able to hit a headscissors, and a drop down neckbreaker, but Winter rolls to the outside. Rayne comes in and slaps Mickie with something, but I can’t see what it is.
Mickie and Rayne go back and forth, with Karen supporting Rayne. Rayne tosses Mickie to the outside and Sky comes in, hitting a couple of knees and bull-dogging Rayne to the mat, but when Sky goes for the pin, Karen won’t count. Rayne slams Sky to the mat, but Winter comes in to break up a pin. The heels fight amongst themselves, but Karen stops them and sends them out of the ring. Sky and James are in now and they’re slow to start things out. Sky locks in a side headlock and goes for a roll up, but Karen still won’t count. Mickie rolls up Sky and gets the same treatment.
Mickie and Sky continue to fight it out but the crowd is not liking this at all. James snap mares Sky and hits a low dropkick before slapping Rayne off of the apron. When Mickie goes back she’s caught by chops and kicks from Sky. Sky connects with a flying headscissors before sending Winter off the apron. Mickie and Sky continue to trade blows, but they’re pulled to the outside by Rayne and Winter respectively. Now all four women are in the ring with the heels standing tall. The faces are able to turn things around, but Karen threatens to throw them both out. Winter shoves Sky out to the floor and James sends out Rayne. Mickie sends Winter into the corner.
Mickie and Karen argue between themselves, and that allows Angelina to hand something to Winter. Winter tries to spit mist into Mickie’s eyes, but James drops down and Winter sprays Karen. Mickie hits a big jumping DDT, but there’s no ref. Traci Brooks runs down to the ring to attend to Karen. Mickie and Winter fight to the outside. Sky hits a double underhook facebuster to Rayne and pins her for the three count, with Brooks counting.
Winner: Velvet Sky
As predicted. Velvet Sky is the face of Knockout’s now.
JB is backstage with Kazarian. Kaz says he saw Bobby Roode earlier and he’s so happy for his friend. He also says he’s torn because his two best friends are in a match where they’ll try and force each other to quit (Styles and Daniels). He says he hopes this will be the end of things between the two men, but with the way Daniels has been acting he can’t be sure.
This leads us right into a video package highlighting the history between these two men that has led up to tonight. That video package is good, I must admit.
Match: AJ Styles vs Daniels

Christopher Daniels is the first man to make his way out to the ring, and he doesn’t get much of a reaction either way out of the crowd.
AJ Styles is the next man out to the ring, and he gets a pretty nice pop from the Philly crowd.
Styles poses for the crowd and when he turns around Daniels is waiting for him. Daniels doesn’t surprise AJ though, as Styles takes him down to the mat and lays in with right hands. Daniels rakes Styles eyes and puts him down with a leg sweep. Daniels pounds on Styles, telling him to quit and shoving the mic in his face. Styles won’t quit. Styles gets back to his feet and kicks Daniels in the back hard, then kicks him again. Styles tells Daniels to quit, but Daniels tells Styles to suck, but he’s cut off as Styles hits him in the head then shoves the mic in Daniels’ mouth. Styles works over Daniels, hitting an awesome pumphandle gutbuster. Styles works over Daniels’ arm, but he still won’t quit.
Daniels gets to his feet but Styles locks in an abdominal stretch. Daniels is able to counter with a hip toss. Daniels tries for a suplex, but Styles reverses, delaying the suplex and holding Daniels up for about ten seconds. Styles locks in a modified reverse chancery, but Daniels is able to break it. Daniels hits Styles with a nasty forearm, but Styles is able to come right back with an arm bar. Daniels bites Styles’ fingers to break the hold. Daniels hits Styles with a series of chops and elbows to the back of the head. Styles is able to come right back with a dropkick that sends Daniels to the outside, then he follows with a big tope con hilo.
Styles lays in to Daniels with more forearms before slamming him head first into the apron. Daniels goes under the ring and Styles pulls him out. Daniels has a tool box in hand, and he grabs a wrench out of it. Daniels launches the wrench at AJ, but Styles moves and the wrench connects with the ring steps. Daniels hits Styles with some head butts before sending Styles back into the ring and following with a screwdriver. Daniels tries to gouge Styles with the screwdriver, but Styles is able to hold him off. Daniels charges Styles in the corner but Styles moves out of the way and out to the apron. Daniels comes out to the apron and he and Styles trade blows. Daniels brings AJ up and suplexes him down on the apron but AJ gets caught in the ropes for a really scary landing.
Daniels asks Styles to quit but he won’t, so Daniels sends him back into the ring and hits a big back body drop. Daniels locks in a rear chin lock and continues to shove the mic in AJ’s face. Styles still refuses to quit, but Daniels is determined. Daniels hits the BME on Styles while he’s on his hands and knees. Daniels pats himself on the back while the crowd jeers him. Daniels goes right into a single leg crab, flipping off the Philly crowd. The ref holds the mic in Styles’ face, but Styles still refuses to quit.
Styles struggles to the ropes and pulls himself up to force a break of the hold. Styles goes for a kick, but Daniels blocks it and puts AJ down across his knee with a big back breaker. Daniels goes to the outside where he grabs a chair. Daniels makes it back into the ring with the chair. Daniels sets the chair down across Styles’ throat, then sits down in it. Daniels grabs the mic and says he’s been dreaming about this moment for months. The moment that Styles passes out. He says everything Styles has been given will be his. He tells the people they know they love him more than Styles. Daniels says he never wanted Styles to say the word, he was more than happy to bash his head in, in the ring, but he promises AJ he’ll tell his wife that his last words were ‘I love you’. Daniels talks to the camera and asks Styles’ wife to take his children out of the room because they shouldn’t see their father murdered in cold blood.
Daniels goes for a chair shot but Styles moves. Styles comes back with a splash and a series of kicks. Styles hits his moonsault reverse DDT and follows it up with an enzugiri. Styles hits Daniels with a clothesline in the corner then goes out to the apron. Styles bring himself back into the ring with a flying springboard clothesline. Styles tries for the Styles clash but Daniels bklocks it and hits a urunage. Daniels tries for the BME again but Styles moves. Styles is able to connect with the Pele, and follows up with the Styles clash.
Styles picks up the chair and plays to the crowd for a bit, but then he tosses the chair aside. Styles goes to the corner and grabs the screwdriver that Daniels brought into the ring. Daniels grabs the mic, backs away, and quits to avoid Styles hurting him.
Winner: AJ Styles
Good match here, but didn’t need the promo and the screwdriver shenanigans, a clean match would’ve been better. And why I quit, TNA?
Daniels flees from the ring with Styles trying to attack him with the screwdriver. Styles doesn’t chase him up the ramp, but instead stays in the ring to have his hand raised.
While Styles celebrates at the top of the ramp, he’s attacked from behind by Daniels who connects with the Angel’s wings at the top of the ramp. Daniels says Styles never beat him, and asks who wins now?”
Mike Tenay and Taz are interrupted after the Styles/Daniels match, by Jeff Jarrett’s music. The founder of TNA makes his way out to the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd.
Jarrett calls for the mic, yelling at So Cal Val to bring the mic to him. After a long pause, Jarrett calls out Jeff Hardy. He says three days ago he told Hardy not to step into the hell-hole of a city that they’re in tonight. He says this isn’t about him not wanted Hardy in some building or some town, this is an entire organization wanting him to have nothing to do with the event. The backstage personnel, the office, the roster, and everyone here wants nothing to do with Hardy.
He says he and Karen went out into the streets today while things were getting set up, and 9 out of 10 fans said they hoped to never see Hardy in another ring again. Jarrett says he knows Hardy has been hiding in the back all day, but it’s time for Hardy to face the music, and Jarrett is calling him out. Jarrett says he brought him into the organization, and he’s taking him out tonight.
Hardy grabs the mic. Hardy says he just wants to say one thing. Hardy drops the mic and goes to work, laying into Jarrett with a series of right hands. Jarrett comes back with rights of his own, taking him into the corner and punching away. Hardy takes Jarrett down with a clothesline and begins ripping at his shirt. Security makes their way down to the ring and separate the two men. Hardy breaks free and attacks Jarrett, but he’s pulled away. Jarrett breaks free and attacks Hardy but he’s pulled away.
Referees come down to the ring too, but Hardy is able to break away and continue the fight for a bit. TNA Agents, including D-Lo Brown, make their way out too, but Hardy is still able to break free. Jarrett is pulled out of the ring. The crowd is chanting for D-Lo Brown, which shows how much that segment meant to the Philly fans.
Hardy poses on the turnbuckle, and I’m not sure, but it looks like he’s got his own mugshot on the front of his t-shirt. Hardy gets a good bit of love from the crowd.
HH said it, and I believe this will happen. They’ll make Hardy the face of TNA. But, he is still being treated like crap.
Yes, this match is happening. And yes, we are still in the year 2011. To prove it, we get a video package detailing the recent events between these two men, in what has been a small part of the epic history between these two legends.
The first main event of the night is next…
Match: HH vs Sting

After a TON of stalling by Taz and Tenay, during which it seems like even they didn’t know what was going on, Hulk Hogan’s music hits, and the Immortal one himself makes his way out to the ring.
Dixie Carter is shown in the crowd watching as Hogan limps his way into the ring. Sting’s music hits, as Tenay and Taz complain about the fact that the referee is Bischoff’s son. Sting makes his way down to the ring, wearing a Hulkamania t-shirt, and gets a big pop.
Both men look like they’re going to be wrestling in tights and t-shirts. This is really a sad spectacle. The bell rings and both men begin circling. Hogan jabs at Sting but Sting avoids the punches. Hogan holds his hand up, then calls to the back. Ric Flair’s music hit, and the Nature Boy makes his way down the ramp toward the ring.
Dixie Carter doesn’t look too happy as Flair walks down to the ring, and shakes hands with Hogan on the way to Hogan’s corner. Both men begin circling again. We get a lock up and Sting locks in a side head lock. Sting clamps down, bringing Hogan down to one knee, but Hogan is quick to get back up, and send Sting into the ropes. Hogan hits a shoulder block that sends Sting down to the mat. Hogan poses for the fans, even throwing in a crotch chop. Sting takes off his shirt and throws it at Flair. Hogan connects with several rights before stomping Sting and locking in a rear chin lock.
Sting breaks the hold, but goes back down to a big clothesline. Sting rolls to the outside while Hogan jaws with the ref. Sting heads back into the ring and eats a couple of right hands before raking Sting’s back, then his eyes. Hogan hits another right hand before tossing Sting to the outside. Flair wraps his jacket around Sting’s neck to choke him. Flair hits Sting with chops and punches before hitting a low blow. Hogan goes out after Sting and hits another low blow on the Icon. Hogan slams Sting into the guard rail head first before hitting him with chops and biting Sting’s forehead.
Flair hands Hogan something, which Hogan uses to hit Sting in the forehead. Flair sends Sting into the guard rail, and Hogan follows, pounding Sting repeatedly with the foreign object. Hogan sends Sting back into the ring and hits Sting with another right hand before strutting around the ring. Flair hands Hogan something else, but Sting blocks the punch and hits Hogan with some right hands of his own. Sting goes to the outside and chases Flair around the ring before getting back into the ring. Sting continues hitting Hogan with rights and Hogan goes to his back for the second time in this match.
Sting goes to the outside to chase Flair again, and this time he catches him. Sting grabs the weapon from Flair and uses it on Hogan, hitting him in the forehead twice and busting him open. Sting rips at Hogan’s forehead, taking him into the corner with kicks and punches. Sting hits the Stinger splash, punches Flair off the apron, then hits a Stinger splash to the back of Hogan. Hogan falls to the mat and Sting grabs his legs. Sting is able to turn Hogan into one of the worst scorpion death locks I’ve ever seen. Hogan taps, but the ref won’t call for the bell. Hogan continues to tap, and the ref is forced to call the bout in favor of Sting.
Winner: Sting
I expected a sh@! match, but it wasn’t. It was very painful though, not for the competitors, but the crowd.
Flair attacks Sting following the match, and Bischoff comes out with Scott Steiner, Bully Ray, and Gunner in tow, all carrying chairs. Immortal take the beat down to Sting, laying in with chairs and Abyss is shown looking on in the back. Bischoff goes to hit Sting but his son grabs the chair. Bully Ray grabs him and Bischoff instead hits his own son with the chair. Flair beats on Sting in the corner, and Hogan has barely moved since the actual match, keeping himself propped up in the corner.
Sting is asking for Hogan’s help, but he’s pulled away by the members of Immortal. Hogan begins hulking up. He takes out Flair, then Steiner, then Ray, then Gunner, all in succession. Hogan and Sting team up and take down everyone. Sting splashes Flair in the corner and Hogan tosses Gunner from the ring. Hogan and Sting have cleared the ring of everyone except Bischoff, who’s cowering in the corner. Sting and Hogan lock eyes and stare each other down. Hogan points to Bischoff.
Hogan tells Sting he’s got it, and he hits Bischoff with a big windmill punch to a lot of love from the crowd.
Hogan tosses Bischoff from the ring, and he and Sting stand tall in the center of the ring. Hogan says he’s back. Sting mounts the turnbuckle and the crowd chants for Hogan. Hogan offers his hand to Sting, and the Icon takes it. Hogan and Sting raise each other’s arms before leaving the ring and heading to the back.
Yeah, Hogan turns face.. and gets his spotlight back. Next.
We get a really well done video package that highlights Roode’s journey to this title match, as well as Angle’s history as the World Champ of TNA.
The real main event we’ve all been looking for..
Match: Kurt Angle vs Bobby (Robert) Roode

Bobby Roode is the first man out to the ring by himself, no Storm in tow. Roode gets a really good reaction from the crowd.
The Champion, Kurt Angle, is out to the ring next, and it’s interesting to note that JB is performing ring introductions while they make their way down, so it looks like we won’t have formal ring introductions with both men in the ring tonight. Probably due to time constraints.
The bell rings and the crowd seems pretty solidly behind Roode. We get a lock up and Roode locks in a side head lock. Angle sends Roode off the ropes and Roode comes right back with a shoulderblock. Roode blocks a hip toss and tries for the cross face, but Angle gets to the ropes to force a break. Angle rolls to the outside, and pulls Roode out after him. Roode hits Angle with right hands, beating him around the ringside area. Angle rolls back into the ring, and kicks the ropes into Roode’s groin as he makes his way back into the ring.
Angle sends Roode into the corner and buries his shoulder in Roode’s midsection before suplexing him hard for a two count. Angle locks in a waistlock trying to wear Roode down, but Roode is able to fight out of it. Angle hits Roode with a knee to the gut before going right back into the waistlock.
Both men are able to get up to beat the count and they trade right hands. Engle hits Roode with European uppercuts, but Roode won’t die. Roode hits a running forearm, then a couple of clotheslines before being sent into the corner and coming right back out with another clothesline. Roode goes to the middle rope and hits a sort-of blockbuster that’s good for another two count. Roode hits Angle with a nasty chop, but Angle responds with an explosive belly-to-belly suplex that’s good for another near fall.
Angle is able to connect with a nasty DDT for another near fall, but Roode is able to come back with a spinebuster for a near fall of his own. Roode goes to the apron and climbs the turnbuckle, but Angle jumps up the ropes and launches Roode with a superplex of his own.
Roode is able to lock in the cross face out of nowhere. Angle looks to be in pain, but he’s able to grab hold of Roode’s ankle and transition into the ankle lock. Roode rolls through and locks in another cross face.
Angle is able to turn the submission into a near fall, but Roode kicks out. Both men get up but Roode takes Angle right back down to the mat in another cross face. Angle rolls over and shoulders Roode somehow, countering the cross face with an Angle slam. Angle locks on another ankle lock, and Roode struggles, and is able to kick Angle away. Roode plants Angle with a spinebuster before hitting the fisheman’s suplex, hanging on to pin Angle for two.
Angle is able to lock in the ankle lock again, but Roode rolls through into a pin for a near fall. Angle goes for the Angle slam, but Roode reverses it. Roode goes to the top, but Angle pulls the ref in front of him. Roode comes to the mat, and pushes the ref aside, but he gets a kick to the groin and an Angle slam for his troubles. Angle goes for the pin, but he’s still only able to get a two count. Angle stalks Roode and locks his hands around Roode’s waist. Angle hits one German suplex, then another, but when he tries for the third, Roode rolls around and is able to lock in the cross face out of nowhere.
Angle is able to get his hand under the rope to force Roode to break the hold. Roode is sent into the corner hard and Angle connects with a big spear, but it’s still not enough to keep Roode down for a three count. Angle goes out to the apron and climbs the turnbuckles. Angle gets to the top and goes for a flying clothesline, but Roode catches him on the way down and puts him in the cross face again. Angle fights out and tries for the Angle slam but can’t get it. Roode tries for the fisherman’s suplex but can’t get it. Angle connects with the Angle slam and holds on to the ropes. It doesn’t look like he got a three, especially as Roode got his hand under the ropes, but the ref calls for the bell and this one is over.
Winner and STILL TNA World Champion: Kurt Angle
Good match but the finish spoiled it for me.
During the replay it’s easy to see that the ending was supposed to be screwy, but the referee did indeed screw up the count, so it looked even worse for it. The show ends with Roode looking on dejectedly from the corner as Angle is handed his title.

Average PPV in my opinion. Really disappointed since this was billed as TNA’s WM. Moving on,
Awesome stuff:
  • AA produces a stellar show
  • Match quality was good except Sting-Hogan
  • Sting wins
Need to improve:
  • Is Hogan your draw? Then, why are you giving him the spotlight?
  • Kurt-Roode result; Bobby should have won
  • RVD-Lynn, AJ-Daniels produce average finishes
  • Karen is the main focus of the Knockouts division
Overall PPV rating- 6.0/10
-SiD

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

What If #1: Nexus Had Won vs WWE at Summerslam


Hello, readers. This is the first installment of my brand new series ‘WHAT IF’, which addresses a situation and predicts the following events if the result of the situation was totally reversed. Hope you enjoy.

In summer, WWE debuted a reality show named NXT, which gave wrestlers a shot to join the roster to become the next breakout star. After thirteen weeks of entertainment, Chris Jericho’s rookie, Wade Barrett won the season and a contract to be a WWE star. We all predicted that Daniel Bryan, a veteran would win it, but it was not to be. Wade Barrett looked promising and he was, well, the overall package. But then something happened that changed the industry.
June 7, 2010 was a life-changing date. The whole NXT roster interfered in the main event of Monday Night Raw pitting John Cena against CM Punk. These rookies interfered and caused havoc. They destroyed Cena, Punk, the SES members, the ring, the turnbuckles etc. Everyone was shocked. This was the topic of discussion on various pro wrestling sites for a lot of time.
These rookies were all about themselves. But unfortunately, Daniel Bryan got fired (and not kayfabe fired) due to him choking Justin Roberts with his own tie.
Anyway, Wade Barrett, being their leader, got himself many title opportunities but failed in all. But finally, the roster got so bugged, they got themselves a 7-man team and challenged Nexus to a 7-man tag match at Wrestlemania. The teams were John Cena, Edge, Chris Jericho, R-Truth, John Morrison and Bret Hart; they were Team WWE. Nexus consisted of Wade Barrett, David Otunga, Justin Gabriel, Darren Young, Skip Sheffield, Micheal Tarver and Heath Slater. WWE needed a seventh member for which they chose Miz. But he was ultimately replaced by Daniel Bryan, who returned after being fired.
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August 15- Summerslam:
Darren Young and Michael Tarver made quick exits in this match, putting up little fight before being eliminated. Don’t expect their careers outside of Nexus to last very long either.
The final three men remaining in this match for Nexus—Wade Barrett, Justin Gabriel, and Heath Slater—were of little surprise. Of the Nexus Seven, those three men were the ones who appear best suited for a strong singles career in the WWE.
After it was 3 on 2 (Bryan/John Cena v. Barrett/Gabriel/Slater) the same, tired song and dance of WWE creative kicked in.
Bryan made Slater tap. Thanks to outside interference, Bryan was eliminated by Barrett. Then, Superman arrived.
After getting dropped on his head outside the ring, Cena managed to evade Gabriel’s 450, eliminate Gabriel, then force Barrett to tap via STF to secure the victory for Team WWE.
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The question (and also the title of the article) is: What if Nexus had won?
Looking forward, Nexus made John Cena their slave, then disbanded. What if they would’ve won?
Everything would’ve changed.
Wade Barrett would have been a main-eventer right now. Justin Gabriel and David Otunga would be IC and US champions respectively. Skip Sheffield could have been the main bodyguard of the stable. Tarver and Darren could have been a tag team.
To sum all of this up, it would have been great. Nexus would’ve been an all-power stable. No shenanigans, no bull crap, just plain domination.
We would’ve never witnessed the Corre, we wouldn’t need it. Nexus, when it would have disbanded, would make each member into stars. But now, none of them (except Otunga) can be called a main player. Wade Barrett was riding on a wave of momentum, just came crashing down.
We all can do nothing but cry over spilled milk. After all,
If is a very big word.
-Sid

Saturday, October 1, 2011

WWE: Hell In A Cell 2011 Predictions


 

Welcome, folks to the official predictions of WWE’s latest PPV, Hell In A Cell, brought to you by @NextBigThingSiD.
Most of us, including me, aren’t buying Hell In A Cell PPV because it just features rematches, and just includes one or two new matches. But, the internet is always there. And live streams etc are the tools on which you can count on.

Dubbed as ‘Satan’s structure’ Hell In A Cell should be an exciting PPV as it features stars like Cena, Punk, Orton, Del Rio, Rhodes etc. The main thing which is left out and, in my opinion, wouldn’t be included, is BLOOD.

But as pro wrestling marks, we crave for blood in these types of matches. Blood shows the intensity in the opponents. But we’ll have to do without blood, I guess.

Let’s start.

Match: Vickie’s alliance vs Air Boom

This match hasn’t been announced as of yet, but looking at the feuds, this should be there. Moving forward, we all know how this is going to end. WWE creates a random pairing, makes them No.1 contenders to the tag titles, they lose, and move on top other things. It happened with Miz and Truth and the same is going to happen with Dolph and Swagger.
Predicted Winner: Air Boom

Match: Kelly Kelly vs Beth Phoenix

Kelly Kelly has blocked me on Twitter. I, obviously, hate her for that. And though I’m being biased, that’s the correct way to go. Beth keeps losing and losing and losing that her momentum is getting destroyed. The people don’t think that the Divas Of Doom can do anything now. Kelly can just win via roll ups and other shenanigans. It stops at HIAC. Beth claims what is rightfully hers and wins the divas title.

Predicted Winner: Beth Phoenix

Match: Sin Cara vs Hunico

I like to refer him as Hunico because typing heel and face Sin Cara really boggles me. Seriously, this is the most interesting feud. I also like Hunico’s attire more than Cara’s, but that’s just me. When they gave a brief of the history on this week’s SD, it was great. This feud is good but my only problem is the lack of mic work as this feud has to continue. But in this match, Hunico earns the win to continue the feud. I hope the match is without any botches.

Winner: Hunico

Match: Randy Orton vs Mark Henry

WWE likes to change titles frequently as if they are hot potatoes. But anyway, Mark deserved this. Orton, sadly, you don’t. Mark will retain no matter how.

Predicted Winner: Mark Henry

Match: Sheamus vs Christian

This is the most properly built feud. My prediction would be…. On one hand you have Sheamus, who’s doing pretty good as a face and on the other, you have Christian who’s pretty good himself. This is the toughest. I say we get a DQ or a countout or a no contest etc.

Predicted Winner: No contest/DQ/Count out

Match: John Cena vs ADR VS Punk

I maybe be the only one who doesn’t care about this…. Cena being champion again is like Justin Bieber winning awards… it should never happen. Punk, well he’s doing good, but well, he’s not winning. ADR, well he just lost and WWE loves Cena. But wait, Miz-Truth and Nash might interfere. No, I’ll still go with Cena.

Predicted Winner: John Cena

Those were my predictions. What are yours? Reply via the comments section.
-Sid